Drag Queens Trixie Mattel & Katya React to Cobra Kai Fight Scenes 

jinkxsy:

I’m giving you 1980s lesbian literary agent, disinterested, pissed off, Ellen Barkin fantasy.

“What is a toddler?”
“Are you an alien! A toddler, I believe a toddler it would be… two to four”.

katya-zamos:

katya_zamo excited to show you my exciting new pamphlets

trixiematel:

katya vs. her hair, outfit, and nails

redscarekatya:

Katya talking about Trixie

saintkatya:

coldwetdarkpainful:

saintkatya:

in your opinion what are katyas dykiest looks ever

gay gay gay

trixiematel:

YEKATERINA PETROVNA ZAMOLODCHIKOVA

“If you’re socially awkward, maybe you need to get close to somebody who’s also socially awkward. Or, become the yin and yang, get a bestfriend who’s really loud and bounces you out.”
“They’ll take the heat, the spotlight will be on them and you can just bask on the warmth.”

“Turns out I did’t want human companionship”
“She wanted candy.”

“I wanted starbust”